- Location:My room
- Mood:
creative - Music:"Accio Love" by Ministry of Magic
"Would you rather urinate through your nose or smell through your genitalia?"
"... I did not just hear that."
"There's Coke in my shoe!"
"There's Coke in my face!"
"We have food for Bailey. The rest of you can scavenge."
"Clay, are you putting a mop in my shoe?"
"Oh no, wait, Stina's in my trunk..."
"The cast list is whiter than Mormon Jesus!"
"Emily, you're grounded from socks!"
"This is Amy. She's Jewish... It's a secret."
"Ahh! She's attacking me with broccoli!"
"... A blind poodle?"
"Named Pierre."
"...... Ah."
"Fajietas!"
"HEY! Yo' phone ringin'!"
"We'll explain it when you're older."
"Or when you're taller."
"Clay's a raging pedophile!"
"I brought strudel!"
"You can call me... Strudel Arm."
"I have Chex Mix for one arm, and strudel for the other. They call me... Bailey."
"You hate everything because you're short and you feel very angry about this."
"Are you four?"
"Yes..."
"Wait! I have a wife and children!"
"Y'all wanna watch the ball drop, right?"
"Clay, you're gonna become a man?"
"My nose isn't connected to my brain!"
"It's ambiance..."
"They're Christina toes!"
"I think I'm gonna stick to pictures from behind."
"KINKY."
"She's crazy!"
"Like a fox?"
"No, like a psycho!"
"You wanna go find it my mom's closet?"
"... Wait, what?"
"This thing doesn't ever say no, does it?"
"Neither does your mom."
"Is that Ryan Seacrest? Coz he's fat!"
"More like Ryan Fatcrest, am I right?"
"Haha! Writers have no honor!"
"I was born in thirteen different states!"
"If that's real fur, I'm gonna kick her in the vagina."
"WOAH! He's ugly!"
"Jesse McCartney did the voice of Alvin in Alvin and the Chipmunks."
"WHAT?!... WHAT?!... WHAT?!"
"Rockefeller Center, which really isn't as big as everyone thinks."
"It's about as big as the one at the mall, right?"
"No, smaller."
"There is no 'Emily' in 'team!'"
"But there is an 'Emily' in... 'Teamily!'"
"Not a real testimonial; paid actors."
"No, it's like follow-the-leader for cows."
*Stupid hippie...*
"Well, Miley Cyrus isn't doing anything to hurt Avatar."
"But look at her!"
"Clay, you can't hang out with us until you get a boob job."
"I don't give out my strudel at theaters."
"It's her Death Note!"
"Shhh! People know how to use it here!"
"Bailey loves Wikipedia!"
"No snaps for Wikipedia."
"Hey, if it was beer, we'd be sharing."
"Like hell I'd share!"
"Ahh! That's what Clay's gonna look like!"
"Our ship was well situated, and then Tonks came out of left field!"
"Like the Black Pearl!"
"Imma go spray paint some hoes!"
"She's from, like, Jew Town..."
"Isn't that in New York or Isreal or something?"
"Yes. I gave Emily OCD."
"Sorry, I was just trying to tap you..."
"The guy who played Lupin is-"
"-Too tall?"
"Nobody panic; I'm changing my pants!"
"Miracle manna?"
"Excuse me?"
"We have to get up like kick-ass early."
"Early enough to kick ass?"
"How early would that be?"
"Well, it depends on how much ass needs kickin'."
".... So like seven."
"I can't get mad at her because she was born in Germany."
"And idiots out wandering around aimlessly..."
"Cuts paper, cardboard, vinyl, human flesh..."
"... Naw, that requires thought and smartness."
"Yeah, they make caskets."
"Like for dead people?"
"You have two choices. Would you rather make caskets or bras?"
"All black people are good at sports. That's why they're all in jail."
"... What?"
"To give the white people a chance!"
"... You had a horse in your backyard in Long Island?"
"Why don't cows lay eggs?"
"Because they lay babies!"
"A high school horse teacher?"
"Yeah! I teach horses."
"If laziness were an art from, we'd all be Picasso."
"I wanna go somewhere where you can touch things..."
"I don't have a sister. She lives in Corpus."
"She can change the weather?! She's like Storm!"
"Shelby is a magical Injun!"
"Katy, look out! Dere's a ghost in da chair!"
"Oh, it's a church thing? If it wasn't, I was gonna say that was kinky..."
"Norman is my valentine!"
"Oh, he'll get over it. I've been disturbing him since I was eight."
"I was a really weird eight year old. I kinda still am."
"You're still a really weird eight year old?"
"Did you just say you're hugly?"
"Yeah! She's ugly, but still huggable!"
"Because it's not scientificable!"
*** Firefox marked all the contractions as incorrect spelling, but it didn't mark 'scientificable'...
"... Does Jesus change color for different people?"
"It's a Mood Jeebus!"
"What's milk? Oh wait, never mind..."
"I am porcelain like a lovely geisha!"
"I'm going to name my children Brandolino and Candelaria!"
Five and a half pages... I'm pretty sure that's a record. :)
- Location:My room.
- Mood:
happy - Music:"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it)" by Beyonce x]
Vertical Infinity community. :D
I figured I would make it private so no random weirdos can join and spoil our fun, lol
I've already sent invites to Bee, Stina, Emu, and Aru (her rhyme_me_this account).
I hope I done good on the logo. :3
It doesn't do Emily's sketch for the shirts any justice whatsoever.
- Location:Living room
- Mood:
bouncy - Music:This Week The Trend by Relient K
My friends Anny and Hannah both confirmed going on the Facebook event page, so I thought I'd take a peek at the details.
"The forecast for next Tuesday in Concord is a burning 89 & sunny, what perfect weather!"
Us Californians and our silly 'burning' 89 degree weather, haha
Yeah... So I just found it hysterical that I used to think that was really hot
when I would absolutely kill for 89 degree weather during band now. xD
In other news, Casey Clements is in my English class! :D
We had a very... *interesting* conversation about religion today. :]
.... Is it sad that I've already said all the interesting things that happened today? :P
Guess that means it's time for some shameless self-promotion:
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- Location:Living room
- Mood:
drained - Music:Bella's Lullaby by The Bella Cullen Project
At least there's Flower Mound and Hot Nastia Liukin's parade to look forward to. xD
In other news, Christy and I were extremely giggly today. 'Twas quite fun.
She came with my family to Cracker Barrel after Bartimaeus today.
I swear, Christy, my dad, and I are all the same person, but in 3 different bodies. :D
The ride home was... Interesting.
Christy had me listen to a bunch of songs that she stole off Brittney Hamby's iPod.
...... There's a lottttt of super awkward stuff on Christy's iPod now. xD
- Location:Living room
- Mood:
anxious - Music:Irene by TobyMac <3
Because Ryan specifically asked. :D
1. Music Theory 2(?) AP - Pedigo
2. Tech. Theater 1 - Elms - suuuuper excited :D
3. US History - Allen
4. Algebra 2 - no teacher yet
5. Chem. 1 - no teacher yet
6. Band - Says Harvey, but I thought it was Brennan? Oh well.
7. Eng. 3 H - Stewart
Yeah, not sure why it says Music Theory 2, but we'll get that worked out.
Andddd originally, they had me in 7th period band, which is the percussion class.
So I went to the table to work it out. They pulled out the list of band kids and what
period we're all supposed to be in. I saw my name, and it said 6th period by it,
and I'd just told this lady that I was supposed to be in that class.
Then she uttered the stupidest statement I think I've ever heard:
"Well, do you play percussion?"
Uh, no? I wouldn't be complaining about being in the percussion class if I played percussion,
not to mention the fact that it freaking says on your paper right there that I'm supposed to be in 6th period.
And we wonder why our generation is growing up to all be completely retarded.
ANYWAY, lemme know if we have classes together~! :]
And now for something completely different!
I hung out with Christy today! We went to three different creeks and I took a crap load of pictures on her camera. <3
Thennnn while we were at the third creek, Christy started talking to Javed,
and Javed wanted to know if we wanted to go see a movie called Henry Poole is Here.
I realllly wanted to see it, but we ended up being 15 minutes late, even though Javed
drove like a madman the entire way to Firewheel. >__> So we ended up sitting on
a bench by the fountain area for like two hours. xD It was pretty awesome.
Javed's an...... Interesting guy to talk to, haha :]
Anyway. I'll stop boring you all now. >__>
- Location:Living room
- Mood:
gloomy
And now for something COMPLETELY different!
Just in case you haven't seen it yet, GO HERE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr0ZOo6qK
It's from So You Think You Can Dance this week,
and it's FREAKING AMAZING. I'm so in love with it.
And now for something COMPLETELY different!
I got super bored. Let's hear it for the quote notebook at Emily's birthday.
- Location:My rooooom!
- Mood:
tired - Music:No Air by Jordin Sparks ft. Chris Brown
My parents that today would be a good day to finally get Matthew RockBand.
Oh, frick.
Dear God,
Please send courage.
...... ASAP.
Amen.
>__>
- Location:Living room.
- Mood:
annoyed - Music:Nothing yet, but I'm sure there'll be something soon...
Corey as Seymour + Stevie as Mr. Mushnik = Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen in my whole life. xD
I'm not kidding... The "Mushnik and Son" scene absolutely killed me.
Planks as the voice of Audrey II was a little disturbing,but only because I knew it was him.
His voice actually worked really well for it... But still, a *little* creepy that Planks had to serenade Corey...
OH and Rosemary Beavers was playing Audrey last night... And Seymour and her have that kissing scene, right?
Well. ...... Well. Corey and Rosemary did it. Not the hand-covering-the-mouth kiss. They freaking made out. Oh, my Lord.
It was pretty intense for a second there. x]
And of course it was made all the better by the fact that Bee was there~!
Ahh... She just made everything so ridiculous.
"Why do I get the feeling we're in a really bad fanfiction?"
"AHHHHHHHH! HENTAI!"
"Oh my God... Everybody wants Seymour, don't they?"
"That was not Seymour... That was all Corey."
"It's Wofford!"
"Are you sure? It could be God."
"... God's a big Jewish lady?"
Yeah... So we had fun attacking people after the show as they came out of the theater room. xD
...... And now I have to be at the school in half an hour for band trip. Oh, joy. >__>
- Location:Livin' room.
- Mood:
bouncy - Music:Crazy by Britney Spears xD
And yes, this morning, it was actually a panic attack:
Twitchiness/fidgeting.
Hyperventilating.
Losing my train of thought.
Slight nausea.
Oh, joy. :|
But I got a big hug from Gabe after that class;
that calmed me down some and made me
feel lots better, so that was good.
Yay for my faux big brother! haha :]
- Location:My room.
- Mood:
drained - Music:And I Love Her by The Beatles
SORRY they weren't up sooner, Rye-anne.
I was at a party when you commented. :P lol
"I feel a little bit dumber."
"Strewn about haphazardly..."
"Lacy Olivia Lauren!"
"Rasbusha! Rasbusha!"
"Let's talk about mature, 16 year old things."
"So I was watching Teen Titans this morning..."
"Yeah, but then I had to come here to see my REAL friends."
"Look at your toes!"
"Gaygaygaygaygay!"
"They're not house shoes; they're moccasins!"
"Did you walk a mile in them or are they somebody else's?"
"Wait, but that HAS happened to me... OH."
"Never have I ever been gay."
"Never have I ever been CLAY!"
"You have a fat, obese soul, Allison."
"JK was jking, guys..."
"Wait, I don't want it now... I want it after there's no milk in it!"
"You guys all match!.... OH."
"Just wait 30 seconds and Ryan'll laugh."
"We have to beat the girls off Ryan with a stick... Oh, the cruel irony."
"Mr. Mudd production!"
*Allie giggles*
"... You're a man?"
"Never have I ever straightened my hair... Yes, you have Ryan; you did it before you came today!"
"That's okay, then we'll be able to see her Gryffindor colored underwear!"
"Embarrassment makes my neck itchy."
"Who needs hygiene? The world is my napkin!"
"Who needs medicine? The world is my Tylenol!... Wait, that one didn't make sense..."
"OH, so we've decided Stina's a hair growing fiend."
"I have to go contain the beast..."
*gnaw, gnaw*
"What comes after Ace?"
"Unicorn."
"You're all full of Bible study!"
"Two elevens..."
"... I don't have any. I'm just gonna take the pile."
"NO! Turn around! You're gonna miss it, you're gonna miss it!"
"WE HIT THE JACKPOT!"
*chair falls*
*gays clap*
*Bee bows*
"Maybe we should just butter you up and toss you in there."
"There's not 4 in it, so it'd just be 'whore.'"
"Stop it! You're gonna make me snort coke!"
"I like it and eat it!"
"He probably got home and went, 'OHHHH I get it!' and then freaked out."
"How do you make an h?... Hippopotamus!"
"Slow-mo L for lame!"
"Can you not find your forehead, Emu?"
"Hold on, I was finding 8's."
"...... You're 7's."
"YES."
"I may be dyslexic, but I can read!"
"I used my smart, thank you very much!"
"On a scale of -15 to 11..."
"I think my snow leopard has polio."
"Are you putting your mouth on that, Stina?"
"...... Yes."
"You probably shouldn't because of all the STD's and whatnot."
"Look how shiny and smooth Clay's hair is! He should be in a Pantene commercial!"
"Clay's a douche biscuit."
"Pardon me while I fling my boobs out..."
"I'll teach you how to make Poffins!"
"... Ball sweat?"
"I'm not gonna be able to look at a boy for a week without thinking about pie..."
"Now what are you thinking about, Katy? PIE?!"
".................. Yes."
"Quick! Hide the drogas before the maid comes in and steals it all!"
"She's like a shark in the night!"
"We need to work this out like a married couple."
"Okay, share the covers or I punch you in the face and you don't get sex for a week."
"If you get attacked by a train, you should make yourself look bigger as to scare it away."
"My soul is dark and deep as the abyss... Like Davy Jones!"
"Well, apparently he's not riding right."
"Did I hear somebody wants my body?"
"Yeah, that'd be Allison."
"Okay!" *lies on Allison*
"Wait, she's Davy Jones! SHE'S MINE!"
"The Twizzler lay on the table looking lonely and forlorn..."
"We've been comparing armpit hair for about the last 5 minutes."
"Never have I ever shaved my arms."
"Yeah, he's a mutual friend..."
"This is a momento occaismon!"
"How dare you change the channel on Chuck Norris!"
"It's all squishy and weird!"
"Wolverine is a delicious man muffin."
"Kick her in the balls and run!"
"...... She has balls?"
"Well, she IS Mr. Mudd..."
"I'm lame!... No I'm not!"
"If you get attacked by a train, do this..."
I love you all. :]
- Location:Living roooommm.
- Mood:
energetic - Music:Things I'll Never Say by Avril Lavigne
So yeah! I'm FINALLY posting the
pics I took at New Year's! Yay! :D
Enjoyyyyyy. :]
- Location:My deskkk.
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:Not Done Yet by Superchic[k] <33
It was amazing.
I can't describe it in words;
therefore, let us
whip out the pics. :]]]
( Clickkk )Me and Breana, the COOLEST KIDDO EVER. <3

[l-r] Rheannon, Jessica, and Brian... Jess and Brian are my youth pastors. :D

The head pastor's oldest daughters, Ashley [l] and Anna

My parents... Aren't they cute? :]

Christy [l] and Becca, my friend from Wylie

Christy and I

Christy, Alisha [top], and Brittney

Alisha and Brittney... I love Britt's face. xD

Christy, Becca, and Brittney -- the NEW Charlie's Angels! :D

Christy, Brittney, and Alisha... Bahhhaha

THIS IS MY FAVORITE. :]]]]

I like this one a lot. :]]]]

Me dipping Breana :]

WE WILL UNITE, 2007 EDITION! :DD haha

And btw, if I'm not in it,
then I took it.
Except for the ones of
my parents and
my youth pastors. :]
<3
- Location:My roooom.
- Music:"Cannonball" by Five Iron Frenzy
You probably don't remember me. You remember a few weeks ago when you gave that wimpy, red-headed, white girl a huge bear hug in the hallway going to fourth period? Well, that was me.
I'll be honest: It really freaked me out at the time because hey, who gives out random hugs during passing period?
I had been having a completely crappy week, and that day I was ready to give up on everything. But as I worked my way out of your embrace and walked on to Geometry, I felt all my cares lift from my shoulders. With that one simple act of kindness and friendliness, you turned my whole day around. In fact, I'd been carefree ever since.
And then I got to school yesterday. All through fourth period, I heard whispers about someone having died. I didn't know the name of the kid until lunchtime. My lunch table was talking about you, though I didn't realize it was you at the time. I asked, "So who's this kid that passed away?" They told me it was "this Chad person." I thought your name sounded familiar, but I couldn't put a face to the name based on their description of you.
Then during fifth period, Mrs. Bonser came on the PA system. I'd never heard her voice shake like that before, and I had never expected to. When she told us that one Chad Jeter had passed away that morning, it suddenly occurred to me just who you were. I watched you skateboard most every morning outside the science wing as we came in from marching band practice or as my bus pulled into the parking lot. You caught my attention as one of the few African Americans in the group, and I kept noticing you for your talent at the sport.
I just want to let you know that I miss you, Chad. We only knew each other briefly, but that big bear hug is what kept me going these past few weeks. You made me realize that when it seems the whole world has turned it's back on me, there's still somebody that cares for you, even if they *are* a complete stranger. I had never really believed that before I came into contact with you; I now believe that with all my heart.
You are loved, Chad, and you will always be remembered.
We shall never forget our fallen Warrior.
I miss your hugs already, dear friend.
Rest in peace, Chad.
November 29th, 2007.
<3
- Location:My room.
- Mood:
depressed - Music:"Dare You to Move" by Switchfoot
Tuesday Spent the night at Christy's! :D
"OH CRAP COPS!"
"Guys, chill out; we've got 45 minutes until curfew.."
Table dancing! xD
"It looks like you're birthing something into the trash can..."
"But see, I didn't want to ask who it was 'cause y'know, I'm too cool for that. I should just know who it is, y'know?"
"Hmm... I'm gonna make Nerds cookies!"
"Ewwwww that's gross..."
"Well, I have to get rid of them SOMEHOW!"
"OHHHH laptop! I wanna use it!"
"It's 1 football field from here to that light post in front of Sam's house."
".... Have you been marching and figuring that out this whole time?"
"Yeah... SHUT UP, Christy; I know I'm a geek..."
Wednesday Christy woke Britt and me up at noon. She made us breakfast!... To eat at noon, haha... Then we chilled for a few hours, and went to see Beowulf at 4! It was a goooood movie. :]]]
"Heyyyy mom, you wanna try a Nerds cookie?" ahhaha they're so gross!
"THAT BETTER NOT BE A CHICK!"
"Ohh hey... Hot guys down the aisle... I like this movie already!"
"You notice that we're the only group of just girls in the whole theater..."
"Brittney... SHUT UP." *smack*
"You know what? You can gimme my jacket back!"
I love me some Christy and Brittney! :D
Today Chilled at home all day. Finished Peter and the Shadow Thieves!! :D Such a great series... Then us and the Gould's went to the Browning's for Thanksgiving dinner. It was ooooodles of fun! haha
PICTURES COMING SOON!!
As well as a "Thankful for..." list.
Thanks to Ryan for reminding me of it. :]
- Location:My room.
- Mood:
cold - Music:"Awakening" by Switchfoot <333333
