Icons with quotes from the quote notebook are my favorite to make. :)




I love you all so much. :)

Pictures to follow sometime within the next few days.. To week... >__>

"Would you rather urinate through your nose or smell through your genitalia?"
"... I did not just hear that."

"There's Coke in my shoe!"
"There's Coke in my face!"

"We have food for Bailey. The rest of you can scavenge."

"Clay, are you putting a mop in my shoe?"

"Oh no, wait, Stina's in my trunk..."

"The cast list is whiter than Mormon Jesus!"

"Emily, you're grounded from socks!"

"This is Amy. She's Jewish... It's a secret."

"Ahh! She's attacking me with broccoli!"

"... A blind poodle?"
"Named Pierre."
"...... Ah."

"Fajietas!"

"HEY! Yo' phone ringin'!"

"We'll explain it when you're older."
"Or when you're taller."

"Clay's a raging pedophile!"

"Dere's creepy tings in dere!"

"I brought strudel!"

"You can call me... Strudel Arm."

"I have Chex Mix for one arm, and strudel for the other. They call me... Bailey."

"You hate everything because you're short and you feel very angry about this."

"Are you four?"
"Yes..."

"Wait! I have a wife and children!"

"Y'all wanna watch the ball drop, right?"
"Clay, you're gonna become a man?"

"My nose isn't connected to my brain!"

"It's ambiance..."

"They're Christina toes!"

"I think I'm gonna stick to pictures from behind."
"KINKY."

"She's crazy!"
"Like a fox?"
"No, like a psycho!"

"You wanna go find it my mom's closet?"
"... Wait, what?"

"Syrup and whiskey fixes everything!"

"This thing doesn't ever say no, does it?"
"Neither does your mom."

"Is that Ryan Seacrest? Coz he's fat!"
"More like Ryan Fatcrest, am I right?"

"Haha! Writers have no honor!"

"I was born in thirteen different states!"

"If that's real fur, I'm gonna kick her in the vagina."

"WOAH! He's ugly!"

"Jesse McCartney did the voice of Alvin in Alvin and the Chipmunks."
"WHAT?!... WHAT?!... WHAT?!"

"Rockefeller Center, which really isn't as big as everyone thinks."
"It's about as big as the one at the mall, right?"
"No, smaller."

"There is no 'Emily' in 'team!'"
"But there is an 'Emily' in... 'Teamily!'"

"Not a real testimonial; paid actors."

"No, it's like follow-the-leader for cows."
*Stupid hippie...*

"Well, Miley Cyrus isn't doing anything to hurt Avatar."
"But look at her!"

"Clay, you can't hang out with us until you get a boob job."

"I don't give out my strudel at theaters."

"It's her Death Note!"
"Shhh! People know how to use it here!"

"Bailey loves Wikipedia!"

"No snaps for Wikipedia."

"Hey, if it was beer, we'd be sharing."
"Like hell I'd share!"

"Ahh! That's what Clay's gonna look like!"

"Our ship was well situated, and then Tonks came out of left field!"
"Like the Black Pearl!"

"Imma go spray paint some hoes!"

"She's from, like, Jew Town..."
"Isn't that in New York or Isreal or something?"

"Yes. I gave Emily OCD."

"Sorry, I was just trying to tap you..."

"The guy who played Lupin is-"
"-Too tall?"

"Nobody panic; I'm changing my pants!"

"Miracle manna?"
"Excuse me?"

"We have to get up like kick-ass early."
"Early enough to kick ass?"
"How early would that be?"
"Well, it depends on how much ass needs kickin'."
".... So like seven."

"I can't get mad at her because she was born in Germany."

"And idiots out wandering around aimlessly..."

"Cuts paper, cardboard, vinyl, human flesh..."

"... Naw, that requires thought and smartness."

"Yeah, they make caskets."
"Like for dead people?"

"You have two choices. Would you rather make caskets or bras?"

"All black people are good at sports. That's why they're all in jail."
"... What?"
"To give the white people a chance!"

"... You had a horse in your backyard in Long Island?"

"Why don't cows lay eggs?"
"Because they lay babies!"

"A high school horse teacher?"
"Yeah! I teach horses."

"If laziness were an art from, we'd all be Picasso."

"How do you expect us to go anywhere when it's so cold?"

"I wanna go somewhere where you can touch things..."

"I don't have a sister. She lives in Corpus."

"She can change the weather?! She's like Storm!"

"Shelby is a magical Injun!"

"Katy, look out! Dere's a ghost in da chair!"

"Oh, it's a church thing? If it wasn't, I was gonna say that was kinky..."

"Norman is my valentine!"

"Oh, he'll get over it. I've been disturbing him since I was eight."

"I was a really weird eight year old. I kinda still am."
"You're still a really weird eight year old?"

"Did you just say you're hugly?"
"Yeah! She's ugly, but still huggable!"

"Because it's not scientificable!"
*** Firefox marked all the contractions as incorrect spelling, but it didn't mark 'scientificable'...

"... Does Jesus change color for different people?"

"It's a Mood Jeebus!"

"What's milk? Oh wait, never mind..."

"I am porcelain like a lovely geisha!"

"I'm going to name my children Brandolino and Candelaria!"



Five and a half pages... I'm pretty sure that's a record. :)

On Stephenie Meyer's site, they post a quote from BD every day.
These (from all posted so far) made me lol pretty hard:



(I know that last one pretty well sucks. Cut me some slack, it was a longer quote.)

"Over my pile of ashes," bahhaha...
Rosalie gets many points for that line. <3

I'm gonna be able to make that sound in the living room, entry way, and front room with my shoes after tomorrow coz we're putting in laminate floors that are reminiscent of hardwood flooring. The install guys are coming in the morning. I'm actually like super excited. :]



And now for something COMPLETELY different!
Just in case you haven't seen it yet, GO HERE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr0ZOo6qK7U
It's from So You Think You Can Dance this week,
and it's FREAKING AMAZING. I'm so in love with it.



And now for something COMPLETELY different!
I got super bored. Let's hear it for the quote notebook at Emily's birthday.